I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
this hospital has no fireball
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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