Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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