: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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