thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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