Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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