problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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