I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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