Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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