Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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