I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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