but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She bit a glass in half.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize