google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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