apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
We're using joints as your birthday candles
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Enjoy the penises
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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