Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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