Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Boobs are out for the taking
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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