well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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