so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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