I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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