Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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