I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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