she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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