No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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