I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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