Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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