you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
We have started to decorate penises.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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