Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Randomize
