He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize