i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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