I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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