Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
50% drunk capacity currently
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
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