omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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