forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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