its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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