Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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