sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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