so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Randomize
