haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
All I want is dick and wine.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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