And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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