Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
