Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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