I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
