You work out of a Hotel?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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