Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
