We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Can you bring me the toilet please
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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