oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
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