Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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