that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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