Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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