he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
