Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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