I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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