Where are you?
In a non slutty way
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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