the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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