Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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