Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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