Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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