3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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