Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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