My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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