the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I have surprise drugs for everyone
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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