Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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